So this morning at 7a.m. my 5 year old son starts blowing on this"new" whistle he has at full volume. At first I was cool about it. "Hey buddy, lets not blow on the whistle right now. It is a little to early for that." Of course he doesn't stop and then proceeds to blow it louder and louder and then ends up trying to play a song on it. At first I was getting upset with him and then I realized I shouldn't be pissed at him I should be pissed at the moron that gave him this "nightmare noise maker thing". So I asked him with a smile, "Hey boss who gave you the whistle?" It took him all of about 2 seconds for him to tell me the name of the person who was making my head feel like someone had split it open with an axe. At that moment I went on-line and purchased three air horns. The kind of air horns you use to scare away bears when you camp. These things are frigging loud! The come with a set of "Headphones" you have to wear when using them. Guess who's kid is getting these as a gift from me for the holidays.
Enjoy your day and try to laugh really hard at least once today!
Joe Sib
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